Too Stupid to Stack. We'll Keep It Simple.

You’ve heard about it.
You’ve seen it.

The movement. The switching.
The strategy.

Yeah… that’s not happening here.

We’re playing it simple.

Maybe not perfect…
but definitely fun.

No confusion. No overthinking.

Just play.

Wear it. Own it.

And yes, I am too stupid to stack!! Are you??? Thank you Bob G.!!

We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!